March 2012
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I have a theory
that this whole giant lottery thing is a troll.
and that everyone who bought a ticket is going to get transported to another dimension and put in some hunger games-like senario (actually i’ve never read nor watched nor had any desire to do either regarding the hunger games, so this is just made up in my mind)
this is just me venting about my upstairs neighbors being very drunk, loud, and...
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Path is one of the most interesting classes I've...
too bad my severe case of senioritis (viral infection, - ssRNA, naked)
prevents me from doing all the reading and learning all of the material previous to the night before the exam (symptoms)
virulence mechanism — targets brain, inflames meninges causing extra pressure and extreme laziness
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Cosmo sex tip #301:
apathetictranscendentalist:
reachintoherguts:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
my god
Dear lord yes
i’m crying. laughing way too hard.
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In the Fade: thoughtcatalog has sucked so much... →
disappearinginthefade:
thoughtcatalog has sucked so much recently and has become pretty much a parody of itself. every article seems like the same tired retreads of the same themes, the same stories about ~finding one’s self in new york city~ or cliched gender-role-enforcing relationship advice pieces, or writing so…
“The Boys of Dayton”
this seems really accurate.
do you...
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Come on home, the poppies are all grown knee-deep by now Blossoms all have fallen, and the pollen ruins the plow Peonies nod in the breeze and while they wetly bow With hydrocephalitic listlessness ants mop up-a their brow And everything with wings is restless, aimless, drunk and dour The butterflies and birds collide at hot, ungodly hours And my clay-colored motherlessness rangily reclines Come...
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Anyhow - I sat by your side, by the water You taught me the names of the stars overhead that I wrote down in my ledger Thoough all I knew of the rote universe were those Pleiades loosed in December I promised you I’d set them to verse so I’d always remember That the meteorite is a source of the light And the meteor’s just what we see And the meteoroid is a stone that’s...
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things i loved about tonight
carbombs on carbombs
anco on anco (plus a dash of ke$ha)
reuniting with an old friend (rock band)
meeting a great new friend (beatles rockband whoa)
long overdue bonding time with my ladies
choreographing military modern to no one does it like you. and laughing as highly entertained cabs drove by me.
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