September 2011
159 posts
“You used Ghostbusters for evil!!!”
—Liz Lemon
welcome to your new family
- Ariel: So these beetles don't have the specific ix gene to determine the nature of their stuff.
- Dr. A and I: *quietly scoff*
- Ariel: .......uh, sorry, I mean "GENITALIA" you guys didn't catch me that time!
- Jon: Sorry, I was distracted by the fedora.
“But of course, these reasons were all secondary to why I really hated Zooey Deschanel: the nebbishy, bookish dudes I dated had no compunction about advertising how much they wanted to fuck her…No girl on the planet can ever be like that, even if they cut their own hair and post pictures of their feet on Tumblr.”
—Nerve’s “How I Almost Let Zooey Deschanel Ruin My Sex Life” (via flavorpill)
Lost A Girl
New Young Pony Club
Lost a Girl — New Young Pony Club
I like you a lot, I guess I forgot I don’t like you much now.
IT'S WAYNE THIEBAUD DAY ON CAVETOCANVAS
be prepared for many reblogs.
apologizing in advance.
“I like people too much or not at all. I’ve got to go down deep, to fall into people, to really know them.”
—Sylvia Plath (via calloway)
No, Al. I want to spill booze all over my fu...
...king 63 hundred dollar suit. Come on!
suddenly realized...
that one of my best friends from high school goes to wvu now
and his mom is the provost and vice president…
wvu has pretty good grad science programs (better than au) and isnt too far from dc.
my daunting future of graduating suddenly doesn’t feel quite as scary anymore…
Coldplay - Paradise
Coldplay
Paradise
Coldplay
Mylo Xyloto
dreaming of paradise right about now.
HATE ME TUMBLR COMMUNITY FOR POSTING A COLDPLAY SONG
~i don’t care~
i’ve loved this for over half my life. not about to stop now.
my subconscious hates me.
i wish there was something you could take to make yourself stop dreaming.
